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How Darth Vader was Slain (as told by the children of the Wenger household)

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First, Luke Skywalker chopped off Darth Vader’s hand. Then, Ammon chopped off Darth Vader’s arm. Finally, Nephi chopped off Darth Vader’s head.

And then David paraded the head around the city for all to see.

End of story.

Yes, my children do seem to have a fascination with chopping . . .

(Note: An earlier version of this tale was related in comments, earlier this year, by a cute girl.)

3 comments for “How Darth Vader was Slain (as told by the children of the Wenger household)”

  1. Funny, just yesterday I had one of those same children tell me the chapter about how Yoda fights and whose lightsaber is which color. It sure sounds like they live in a fun world.

  2. Mace Windu has a purple saber. Most evil jedi have red sabers, and good jedi have blue sabers.

    I always thought Mace was a little off.

    (Of course, whenever I see Mace Windu, I keep hearing the theme to Shaft, but with “Mace” replacing “Shaft” so it goes something like this: “Who’s that private jedi dick whose a se# machine to all the chicks? MACE! Can you dig it?”

    It is a fun world to live in.

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